Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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