ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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