I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I can't turn off my feet"
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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