im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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