New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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