at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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