and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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