No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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