I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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