dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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