Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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