Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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