so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I need water and some morals
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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