absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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