you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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I understand Curling. That high.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
try to milk me bitch
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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