My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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