This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Randomize
