yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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