Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Green mimosas i think yes
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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