Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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