And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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