Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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