he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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