at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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