Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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