i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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