I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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