there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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