yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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