No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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