Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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