what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize