do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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