Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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