He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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