I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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