If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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