We're like a lot better than the average bears
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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