Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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