another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
