my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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