Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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