he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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