Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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