Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
They have beer where we have blood.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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