Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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