didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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