is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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