how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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