Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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