Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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