My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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