And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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