I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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