Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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